Gnight again. my mind keeps running. What is a truly Jalop beard?

"Grindintosecond" (Grindintosecond) 12/10/2013 at 22:59 • Filed to: beards

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I posted a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! video but my mind kept running about that. I began to wonder of all the bearded Jalops, what is the real Jalop worthy beard? It can't be the hipster handlebar because thats'...hipster. But is a true jalop beard a classic beard or is it like this guy's fuzzy kind? then It hit me. Of course its' the Amanda Beard.

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The maintenance of this beard must be truly prohibitivly expensive, so does anyone else have a better idea of a real Jalop worthy Beard?

For Sweden > Grindintosecond 12/10/2013 at 23:01

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Dale Earnhardt Mustache

Nibbles > Grindintosecond 12/10/2013 at 23:02

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Little love for the sideburns these days :(

E30Joe drives a Subaru > Grindintosecond 12/10/2013 at 23:04

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Is my blonde 5'oclock shadow Jalop worthy?

Bandit > Grindintosecond 12/10/2013 at 23:12

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Clean: simplify and add lightness, it also adds less drag. /BecauseRaceBody

Jagvar > Grindintosecond 12/10/2013 at 23:14

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Stache, bro. It's all about the stache.

Anon > Grindintosecond 12/10/2013 at 23:15

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No beard is the best beard. They get stuff stuck in them. You have to maintain it. You have to wash one more thing. And I'm totally not saying all of this because I'm unable to grow a beard because of my Native American genes.

Jagvar > E30Joe drives a Subaru 12/10/2013 at 23:15

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Needs racing stripes.

Dusty Ventures > Grindintosecond 12/10/2013 at 23:17

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The Guy Martin

Or, alternately, the Dusty Hill

E30Joe drives a Subaru > Jagvar 12/10/2013 at 23:17

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Or this

Grindintosecond > Dusty Ventures 12/10/2013 at 23:21

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Lambchops.....that would make Isaac Azimov and Burt Rutan both Jalops......oddly fitting now that I think of it.

. . > Anon 12/10/2013 at 23:25

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I read your post while stroking my awesome beard and I ain't even mad.

Dusty Ventures > Grindintosecond 12/10/2013 at 23:37

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Burt's a space Jalop. That totally counts

Grindintosecond > Dusty Ventures 12/10/2013 at 23:54

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There is the sci-fi Azimov jalopchops

he probably qualifies as a literary futuro jalop

Grindintosecond > E30Joe drives a Subaru 12/10/2013 at 23:56

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That is nice...but....a real one would be really awesome.

Grindintosecond > Jagvar 12/10/2013 at 23:57

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Nice presentation. It has alot to do with the success of a Mustache...

Grindintosecond > Nibbles 12/10/2013 at 23:58

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Yeah, it takes a special genius to carry that style...

Grindintosecond > Bandit 12/11/2013 at 00:00

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...said a Colin Chapman. Purveyor of 'staches. Although allowed since he was not competing and didn't need to loose 1.5 oz of the hair himself for extra speed.

Dusty Ventures > Grindintosecond 12/11/2013 at 00:02

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Works for me

Grindintosecond > . . 12/11/2013 at 00:03

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How awesome? We must know!

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Grindintosecond 12/11/2013 at 00:04

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perhaps the Flying Buttress? Or perhaps it should be called the Front Splitter?

. . > Grindintosecond 12/11/2013 at 00:07

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Not that bushy, just awesome. :P

And taking selfies isn't really my sort of thing.

Flat Six > Grindintosecond 12/11/2013 at 00:20

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Well what is more Jalop? Steve McQueen without beard:

Steve McQueen with beard:

Grindintosecond > Flat Six 12/11/2013 at 00:24

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Hmmmm.....both Jalop, different times of Jalop. The Jalop decades.

Who needs sway bars anyway > Grindintosecond 12/11/2013 at 00:37

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It's not the beard that makes the jalop, it's the jalop that makes the beard...

Nibbles > Grindintosecond 12/11/2013 at 08:41

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I like my 'burns. Since I look like a 15 year old without any facial hair, and the wife hates my (albeit full and awesome) goatee/mustache, 'burns are the only way for me to go

Stupidru > Grindintosecond 12/11/2013 at 09:38

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I'm pretty sure if you're manly enough to grow a beard that isn't patchy, then it's Jalop enough

GRawesome > Grindintosecond 12/11/2013 at 19:26

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The most Jalop beard is just a straight up no frills beard. No maintenance, just wash it with soap in the shower and snip the strays every once in a while.

Josh Welton > Grindintosecond 12/13/2013 at 19:38

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Maintenance? Fuck that noise. Everyone thinks I'm all about the whole "beard" thing, but truth is I'm just lazy as hell. So I let it go until it drives me nuts, then I shave. No fuss.

Grindintosecond > Josh Welton 12/13/2013 at 23:12

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I'd do that too, in fact had a killer goatee when home for my daughters birth. Work won't let me have a beard or goatee for safety reasons (interferes with the seal of an oxygen mask) so I grew one when I had the chance for 5 weeks. They'll let me have a moustache....But really unless I can have at least a down-turned Sam-Elliot ranchers style I'm not doing anything.